No but seriously why.
You’re starting to become a little too adorable
and frankly it’s getting ridiculous
I’m not supposed to have a crush on you dammit don’t make me
Too late. :/
I don’t have a crush on him but omg this is funny
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.
It’d bring me great joy.
I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are
Or if you’d like to have some more options….
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.
what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.
i was cuddling this guy once n he had his head on my chest n just whispered “what did you just think about?” and i went “netflix” becus i was thinkin about netflix and he just went
"oh. your heart sped up and i… ok"
got a racist response while applying to colleges in the uk, and the social justice in me just couldn’t not respond.
My friend’s dad used to work on Kim Possible and one time we went with him to work and I remembered how a classmate of mine had asked me once why Bonnie’s boobs were round and Kim’s were pointy so I asked my friend and her dad walked in and my friend immediately spun the question on him and I was like no wait stop but without even blinking he just said ‘because Kim’s are real’
So today I was making headcanons for characters in this novel I’m planning
but then I realized
they aren’t headcanons,
they’re just canon
I am god
hey instead of bullying straight/white/cis people because “they havent been oppressed” how about we dONT PICK ON ANYBODY AT ALL??????H OW ABOUT WE????FUCKING PRACTICE WHAT WE PREACH AND BE NICE TO INDIVIDUALS WHO HAVENT DONE ANYTHING TO HURT US BESIDES EXIST??????????
your crybaby hetero tears sustain me
pretty sure homosexuals cant cry hetero tears
Sam’s face just kills me omg
#not go all geek on this stuff dean?#say the man who made a EMF detector out of a walkman#says the man who obsessively knows the inner workings of his car#says the man who makes more dumb pop-culture jokes than anyone alive#says the man who freakin’ loves LARPing#says the man who read the Odyssey and remembered his history lessons from grade school#says the man who secretly wants to be Captain Kirk#says the man who gets excited over rainbow slinkies#and can hack into a security system with his computer#says the man who still uses cassette tapes#and can quote his favourite movies word for word #but yeah dean #sure#i’m the geek here #supernatural (via)